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Ohio Bobcat mascot ambushes Ohio State Vegetable:   This is what happens when your mascot is a vegetable; a bobcat takes care of business.

If your team won or lost yesterday, does it really change your life today? It's just ball, people. I chase one every day. Sometimes I catch it. Sometimes I don't. There's always a new one tomorrow...

There is no better feeling than sleeping on the table while the family is gone. There's also no worse feeling than them catching me when they return.

     A fly is in my house. I am stalking it. It will eventually make a mistake and fly too low. End of fly. Tasty. Like licorice with wings.

Hanging off of my deck, big spider, really big, monstrous, obese scary, fat, Darth Vader spider. This hairy thing looks like it went to the Golden Corral of bugs. Its web is big enough to hold a bag...

Went to the doc today. If a dude in a white coat tells you he's going to "clean out your anal glands," run. I think the guy squeezed a tiny skunk out of me. Now I'm sleepy, grumpy and I don't feel like...

You can talk to us all you want, even that pathetic baby talk stuff you do. We have no idea what you are saying. When we look at you intently and turn our heads from side to side, our ears perked, we...

Being a small dog, I tend to get in small skirmishes around the house with the Dyson Animal, a couple of lousy cats, a hoard of squirrels, a flock of birds and a stray schnauzer now and then. That changed...

I'm growling mad. After some customer service that smells so bad, even a dog can't stomach it, I'm going to chase Verizon across the Web and pee on it's huge leg. It's one small dog against one giant...

Is this what you humans do for fun? You need two extra legs and a tail to chase.

A dog is essentially just a professional nose with an amateur body attached. That's what I have learned in my short time on this earth. We follow our advanced snouts no matter what, surviving through...